Unborn twins in mothers womb saw a penis.
1st says : See papa is coming.
2nd says : You fool, it is Uncle. Papa never comes with raincoat.
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Punjabi man was having sex with his wife.
Somehow his condom got stuck in her.
She got worried. He says, ”Don’t worry, now our son will be born with a turban.”
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What’s the difference between an action movie and a blue movie?
The first one has cunning stunts whilst the other has stunning cunts
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Wife : What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for hours.
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Lily : How come your husband is always home on time?
Jane : I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9 p.m. sharp whether you
are at home or not.
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One night, a husband can’t sleep. He said, ’Darling, I can’t sleep tonight, lets have sex.”
The wife said, ”Fuck you, you think my pussy is a sleeping pill!”
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Why do woman wear flowered panties?
Its a way of saying, in memory of those who were buried here.
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Guy walks into a bar and sees a screaming naked lady tied to a wall while barman is licking her!
Guy phones police. Police says can’t do anything, barman has liquor licence.
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