Hash House Harriers

The Hash House Harriers (abbreviated to HHH, H3, or referred to simply as hashing) is an international group of non-competitive running, social clubs. An event organized by a club is known as a hash or hash run, with participants calling themselves hashers or hares and hounds.

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

CIRCULAR 12/13



RUN 1890                         07-12-2013                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                 Ang Moh Kia, Cow Junior & Bangkali Kia


Runsite                              POKOK SENA

Drinking Water                 Shim

Soft Drinks                       Yeaw Lan Hin

Ice & Jerrycan                   Lu Kok Seng

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUN 1891                         14-12-2013                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                 Shim, Yeaw Lan Hin & Lu Kok Seng


Runsite                              POKOK SENA

Drinking Water                 Lancheow Poay

Soft Drinks                       Young Man

Ice & Jerrycan                   Che Meh

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUN 1892                        20-12-2013                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

FRIDAY RUN          FRIDAY RUN          FRIDAY RUN          FRIDAY RUN

Hares                                 Lancheow Poay, Che Meh & Young Man


Runsite                              BUKIT WANG

Drinking Water                 Monkey

Soft Drinks                       Ho Chai

Ice & Jerrycan                   Pow

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


RUN 1893                                 21-12-2013                                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                          Pow, Monkey & Ho Chai


Runsite                                       POKOK SENA

Drinking Water                          Qi Kuan Yen

Soft Drinks                                Tua Pui Tu

Ice & Jerrycan                            Sabun

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUN 1894                                 28-12-2013                                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                          Sabun, Tua Pui Tu & Qi Kuan Yen


Runsite                                       BUKIT WANG

Drinking Water                          Timun

Soft Drinks                                Loh Lan

Ice & Jerrycan                            Sua Tu Cheng

HASH TRASH



 A lady sat on my LAPTOP. I laid her on my DESKTOP and RAM my HARDWARE into her SOFTWARE. After lots of INPUT and OUTPUT, I finally DOWN LOADED – now I’m in a FLOPPY DICK.



HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Girl in class takes biscuit from bra, eats and again hides back in bra.
Teacher      :     What are you doing?
Sam           :     She is dipping biscuit in milk before eating.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Girlfriends are appetizers, taste as good at anytime,
Mistresses are Tomyams – Hot and spicy, eaten frequently,
Wives are maggie, eaten when there’s nothing to eat.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Girl      :     I’m just like a radio.
                  Left nipple is volume control and right nipple is for tuning.
Boy     :     He turned both and ask, ”Where is the sound?”
Girl      :     Idiot you have not plugged in ............

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MASTURBATION SONG

Last night I laid I bed and masturbated.
It did me good, I knew it would.
Last night I laid in bed and masturbated,
It was so nice,  I did it twice.

First I gave it a short stroke,
Just tickled the crown, just tickled the crown.
Then I gave it a long stroke,
Straight up and down, straight up and down.

Trashed it, bashed it , flung it on the floor.
Rubbed it, scrubbed it, jammed it in the door.

Some people say that sexual
intercourse is absolutely grand.
But speaking for myself......I’d
rather use my horny hand.

 

HASH FINE / ON ICE



Ruffian was FINED 2 crates of beer for failing to ferry Ice & Jerrycan for RUN 1884 on
25-10-2013 at POKOK SENA. He was put on ice.

HASH MILESTONES



The following members achieved their hash milestones. CONGRATULATIONS . 
Kan Kay Teong        -     800th Run    -   31-08-2013
Sayor Meng              -     400th Run    -   14-09-2013
Ho Chai                    -     600th Run    -   05-10-2013
Chew Cheng Kay    -     800th Run    -   05-10-2013
Dragon                     -     700th Run    -           12-10-2013

           HAPPY HASHING !!! ON!  ON!

RECEEDING HARELINE


RUN
DATE
HARES
RUNSITE
1895
04-01-2014
Loh Lan, Timun & Sua Tu Cheng
POKOK SENA
1896
11-01-2014
Boh Lan, Seh Moh & Tongkat Ali

1897
18-01-2014
Kan Kay Tiong, Chia Pu Ki & Siput

1898
25-01-2014
Tak Ban, Ikan Puyu & Luan Chu Lai

1899
01-02-2014
Bengkok, Jilat Young & Tai Yee Loong

1900
08-02-2014
Sardine, Jui Kui & Siam Huat

1901
15-02-2014
Chew Cheng Kay, Lai Guek Keng & Sayor Meng

1902
22-02-2014
Loh Hai, Banggali Hock & Sok Lan

1903
01-03-2014
Hantu Pasaraya, Dragon & Kuan Kong

1904
08-03-2014
Lubang Hidup, Mony & Guitar Tan

1905
15-03-20154
Cow, Sibak & Chuni Walker

1906
22-03-2014
Kia Si Hua, Mak Kah Lan & Kua Cha Pang

1907
29-03-2014
Chew Cheng, Joo Siau Lee & Agong

1908
05-04-2014
Tits Ooi, Lizard & Ruffian

1909
12-04-2014
Lee 52, Sotong & Lai Ang