CIRCULAR 02/14

01-02-2014

CHINESE NEW YEAR

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RUN 1899                        08-02-2014                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M.

Hares Bengkok, Jilat Yong & Tai Yee Loong

Runsite MALAU

Drinking Water Jiu Kui

Soft Drinks Sardine

Ice & Jerrycan Siam Huat

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RUN 1900                        15-02-2014                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M.

Hares Sardine, Jiu Kui & Siam Huat

Runsite MALAU

Drinking Water Chew Cheng Kay

Soft Drinks Sayur Meng

Ice & Jerrycan Lai Guek Keng

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RUN 1901                       22-02-2014                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M.

Hares Chew Cheng Kay, Lai Guek Keng & Sayur Meng

Runsite POKOK SENA

Drinking Water Sok Lan

Soft Drinks Loh Hai

Ice & Jerrycan Banggali Hock

NOTICE OF THE 35th HHH ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING

Notice is hereby given that the 35th Annual General Meeting of the Hash House Harriers Alor Star shall be held as follows:

Date : 7 March 2014
Time : 8.00 p.m.
Venue : Restaurant Anggerik, Taman Anggerik
AGENDA

The Grandmaster’s Address

To Read and Adopt the Minutes of the 34th HHH Annual General Meeting held on 25 January 2013.

Matters Arising from the Minutes.

To Read and Adopt the Minutes of the Extraordinary General Meeting
held on 10th May 2013.

Matters Arising from the Minutes.

To Read and if Approved, to Adopt the Audited Statement of Accounts for
the financial year ending on 31 December 2013.

To Read and Adopt the Annual General Report 2013.

To transact any other business of which notice has been given to the Hon. Secretary at least FOUR (4) WEEKS before the Annual General Meeting in the form of resolution.

(9) To Elect the Office-Bearers for the year 2014.
Grandmaster
Jointmaster I
Jointmaster II
Hon. Secretary
Assistant Hon. Secretary
Hon. Treasurer
Assistant Hon. Treasurer
Eight (8) Committee Members
(10) To Elect Two (2) Hon. Auditors.





……………………
Amarjit Singh Gill,
Hon. Secretary,
Alor Setar HHH.

ON ICE

Susu, Tokong Sayur 2 and Pai Kut Ong sat on ice for failing to get replacement hares for themselves at RUN 1889 on 30 November 2013 at Pokok Sena.

Tokong Sayur 2 sat on ice for default subscription payment. Hares should not have outstanding payment.

Joo Siau Dee sat on ice for failing to attend the Kota Setar 1000th Anniversary Run held on 15 June 2013 at Bukit Wang.

Seh Moh sat on ice for failing to attend the KL3H (Mother Hash) 75th Anniversary Run held on 9 November 2013 at Selayang Quarry.

Monkey sat on ice for failing to attend the Quadrangular Run held on 16 November 2013 at Ipoh.

35TH ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING

The Annual General Meeting will be held on 7 MARCH 2014 at Anggerik Restaurant at 8.00p.m. Each member will be charged a levy of RM50.00

Members are requested to exercise whatever little sense you have to elect your new Management Committee who can serve you for the fiscal year 2014.

Collection Of Overdue Subs And Other Dues To Be Paid In Advance 

To Give You Your Voting Rights. If Not, You Are Not Eligible To Vote.

To elect a Committee for the ensuring year  among those present and among those absent who have given a written consent handed to the Hon. Secretary at least SEVEN (7) days before the Annual General Meeting. (CONSTITUTION RULE NO. 7.3.3)

To consider any other business for which not less than FOUR (4) WEEKS notice has been given by any member in writing to the Hon. Secretary in the form of resolution. (CONSTITUTION RULE NO. 7.3.5)

MAKE IT YOUR RESOLUTION TO ATTEND THE AGM

HONOURS LIST

Amarjit Singh Gill was bestowed the title SETIA DIRAJA KEDAH (SDK) by HRH the Sultan of Kedah in conjunction with his 86th birthday celebration.  CONGRATULATIONS.

INVITATION RUNS

22 February 2014 PERSATUAN SEBERANG PERAI 4H
12th ANNIVERSARY RUN         ON!  ON!      5.00p.m.
Levy : RM80.00 per pax
Venue : Restoran Kim Mah, Bukit Tambun

RECEEDING HARELINE

RUN DATE HARES RUNSITE  
1902 01-03-2014 Loh Hai, Banggali Hock & Sok Lan YAN KECIK  
1903 08-03-2014 Hantu Pasaraya, Dragon & Kuan Kong BUKIT WANG  
1904 15-03-20154 Lubang Hidup, Mony & Guitar Tan POKOK SENA  
1905 22-03-2014 Cow, Sibak & Chuni Walker POKOK SENA  
1906 29-03-2014 Kia Si Hua, Mak Kah Lan & Kua Cha Pang POKOK SENA  
1907 05-04-2014 Chew Cheng, Joo Siau Lee & Agong POKOK SENA  
1908 12-04-2014 Tits Ooi, Lizard & Ruffian  
1909 19-04-2014 Lee 52, Sotong & Lai Ang

HASH TRASH

Unborn twins in mothers womb saw a penis.
1st says : See papa is coming.
2nd says : You fool, it is Uncle. Papa never comes with raincoat.

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Punjabi man was having sex with his wife.
Somehow his condom got stuck in her.
She got worried. He says, ”Don’t worry, now our son will be born with a turban.”

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What’s the difference between an action movie and a blue movie?
The first one has cunning stunts whilst the other has stunning cunts

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Wife : What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for hours.
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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Lily : How come your husband is always home on time?
Jane : I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9 p.m. sharp whether you
are at home or not.

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One night, a husband can’t sleep. He said, ’Darling, I can’t sleep tonight, lets have sex.”
The wife said, ”Fuck you, you think my pussy is a sleeping pill!”

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Why do woman wear flowered panties?
Its a way of saying, in memory of those who were buried here.

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Guy walks into a bar and sees a screaming naked lady tied to a wall while barman is licking her!
Guy phones police. Police says can’t do anything, barman has liquor licence.

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