What
is the different between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
A woman in church has got a
soul full of hope and a woman in a bathtub has got a hole full of soap.
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The sad life of a penis, 1 only have 1 eye, my
hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour is an
asshole and my friends are suckers.
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A penis is a gentleman, when it sees a lady, it
stands.
It is also a gossiper, it goes from mouth to
mouth.
It’s an artist too, after every performance it
bows.
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What do you get when you make love with a judge,
banker and an architect?
Judge - Honourable
discharge
Banker - Premature
withdrawal
Architect - Illegal
erection
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A very attractive female employee asks her boss,
Sir, will you remove something from my breasts?
Boss : Wow,
what’s that?
Lady: Your
eyes, Sir.
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Teacher
: What
is common between Indra Ghandi and Sonia Ghandi?
Student : Sir,
nipples of both had been sucked by Rajiv Ghandi.
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Naughty boy draws a PENIS on the blackboard.
Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws
bigger one and writes: THE MORE YOU RUB,
THE LARGER IT GETS!
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A British aged 90 married a 16 year-old girl. He
had a baby every year and said that his engine was turbo. When 5th baby was
born, nurse said ”Check engine oil, baby
is black!”
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Widow : No
sex coz I’m still mouring my husband’s death.
Boyfriend : I’ve
worn a black condom, let me offer my deepest condolences.
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