CIRCULAR 12/13

RUN 1890                         07-12-2013                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                 Ang Moh Kia, Cow Junior & Bangkali Kia

Runsite                              POKOK SENA

Drinking Water                 Shim

Soft Drinks                       Yeaw Lan Hin

Ice & Jerrycan                   Lu Kok Seng

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUN 1891                         14-12-2013                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                 Shim, Yeaw Lan Hin & Lu Kok Seng

Runsite                              POKOK SENA

Drinking Water                 Lancheow Poay

Soft Drinks                       Young Man

Ice & Jerrycan                   Che Meh

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUN 1892                        20-12-2013                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

FRIDAY RUN          FRIDAY RUN          FRIDAY RUN          FRIDAY RUN

Hares                                 Lancheow Poay, Che Meh & Young Man

Runsite                              BUKIT WANG

Drinking Water                 Monkey

Soft Drinks                       Ho Chai

Ice & Jerrycan                   Pow

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUN 1893                                 21-12-2013                                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                          Pow, Monkey & Ho Chai

Runsite                                       POKOK SENA

Drinking Water                          Qi Kuan Yen

Soft Drinks                                Tua Pui Tu

Ice & Jerrycan                            Sabun

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RUN 1894                                 28-12-2013                                           ON! ON !  6.00 P.M. 

Hares                                          Sabun, Tua Pui Tu & Qi Kuan Yen

Runsite                                       BUKIT WANG

Drinking Water                          Timun

Soft Drinks                                Loh Lan

Ice & Jerrycan                            Sua Tu Cheng

HASH TRASH

 A lady sat on my LAPTOP. I laid her on my DESKTOP and RAM my HARDWARE into her SOFTWARE. After lots of INPUT and OUTPUT, I finally DOWN LOADED – now I’m in a FLOPPY DICK.

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Girl in class takes biscuit from bra, eats and again hides back in bra.

Teacher      :     What are you doing?

Sam           :     She is dipping biscuit in milk before eating.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Girlfriends are appetizers, taste as good at anytime,

Mistresses are Tomyams – Hot and spicy, eaten frequently,

Wives are maggie, eaten when there’s nothing to eat.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Girl      :     I’m just like a radio.

                  Left nipple is volume control and right nipple is for tuning.

Boy     :     He turned both and ask, ”Where is the sound?”

Girl      :     Idiot you have not plugged in ............

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MASTURBATION SONG

Last night I laid I bed and masturbated.

It did me good, I knew it would.

Last night I laid in bed and masturbated,

It was so nice,  I did it twice.

First I gave it a short stroke,

Just tickled the crown, just tickled the crown.

Then I gave it a long stroke,

Straight up and down, straight up and down.

Trashed it, bashed it , flung it on the floor.

Rubbed it, scrubbed it, jammed it in the door.

Some people say that sexual

intercourse is absolutely grand.

But speaking for myself......I’d

rather use my horny hand.

 

HASH FINE / ON ICE

Ruffian was FINED 2 crates of beer for failing to ferry Ice & Jerrycan for RUN 1884 on

25-10-2013 at POKOK SENA. He was put on ice.

HASH MILESTONES

The following members achieved their hash milestones. CONGRATULATIONS . 

Kan Kay Teong        -     800th Run    -   31-08-2013

Sayor Meng              -     400th Run    -   14-09-2013

Ho Chai                    -     600th Run    -   05-10-2013

Chew Cheng Kay    -     800th Run    -   05-10-2013

Dragon                     -     700th Run    -           12-10-2013

           HAPPY HASHING !!! ON!  ON!

RECEEDING HARELINE

RUN	DATE	HARES	RUNSITE
1895	04-01-2014	Loh Lan, Timun & Sua Tu Cheng	POKOK SENA
1896	11-01-2014	Boh Lan, Seh Moh & Tongkat Ali
1897	18-01-2014	Kan Kay Tiong, Chia Pu Ki & Siput
1898	25-01-2014	Tak Ban, Ikan Puyu & Luan Chu Lai
1899	01-02-2014	Bengkok, Jilat Young & Tai Yee Loong
1900	08-02-2014	Sardine, Jui Kui & Siam Huat
1901	15-02-2014	Chew Cheng Kay, Lai Guek Keng & Sayor Meng
1902	22-02-2014	Loh Hai, Banggali Hock & Sok Lan
1903	01-03-2014	Hantu Pasaraya, Dragon & Kuan Kong
1904	08-03-2014	Lubang Hidup, Mony & Guitar Tan
1905	15-03-20154	Cow, Sibak & Chuni Walker
1906	22-03-2014	Kia Si Hua, Mak Kah Lan & Kua Cha Pang
1907	29-03-2014	Chew Cheng, Joo Siau Lee & Agong
1908	05-04-2014	Tits Ooi, Lizard & Ruffian
1909	12-04-2014	Lee 52, Sotong & Lai Ang